YES, but which side of the plate does the BIG GULP go on?

I realize LB that in this modern era we've lost much of the graces of civilized society, and I thought that while you are in "Dallas", you may wish to study up (prior to the next leg of your trip) on some of the seemingly forgotten finer societal customs that are preserved in only a few American Cities which remain as cultural meccas, beacons of class and epicurean finery in a wasteland of Orange food and artificially flavored neon fruit colored drinks...
the MOST prominent of these cities, being the world famous... Orlando Florida (mmmm fried gator).
So, here (image right) is a simple guide to keep you from embarrassment at any number of the 5 diamond Restaurants in and around the impressively opulent and inspiring-ly elegant Central Florida region... and remember LB, don't git any on yeh!!
(see also Emily Post's rules for preparing and serving road kill titled:" if ain't movin, it's dead enough!" and her follow up "South of human, North of Cuba: the Floridian etiquette guide"
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